Sunday, 2 June 2019

Day Four and Five: In Which I get Spat at and we Swim in the Mediterranean

Rachel's companion post: Dogs of Granada


It's been a busy couple of days! So busy that I haven't had a lot of time to write it all down. I would keep meaning to in the evenings but I just ended up sleeping. It is Sunday today, and we're taking a bit of a rest day. I've been checking my email and whatnot- Duolingo really really wants me to learn Spanish, but unfortunately my phone is dead and gone. Either way I think I'm getting more than enough practice day-to-day as it is!

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 The morning of the day before yesterday, we had tortilla with fresh mozzarella for breakfast that we heated up ourselves at our hostel. It was lovely :)




















The day before yesterday, Rachel and I decided to go check out the old Jewish quarter of Granada, specifically a traditional Jewish home converted into a museum to preserve the history of the Sephardic Jews in Granada. Among some of the things we learned that day was that the city was actually originally founded by groups of Sephardic Jews before the Spanish Inquisition drove most of them out and away. The city name Granada means pomegranate in Spanish, and also has meaning from the Talmud about (if I understand it correctly) the number of possible good deeds being the same as the number of seeds in a pomegranate. Rachel was telling me all this in the museum, but they're lying down upstairs so I can't double check.
The house had a built-in sukkah in it- a tent-like structure for a Jewish holiday called Sukkot. It was a beautiful mini open-air courtyard filled with plants and a star of David pattern in cobblestones on the floor. There were no photos allowed to be taken inside, so I don't have any to post here.
The house-museum was very interesting- I think I learned more than Rachel did for sure, as most of it was part of their culture. Rachel was pretty understandably emotional (good and bad, complicated I think) about the fact that on one hand it's amazing to see this culture preserved here, but also immensely sad that there's a reason it's called the "old" Jewish quarter. According to the man running the museum, only four original families remain.

I've always admired people who have a rich cultural background to interact with, but I will never fundamentally understand being part of a culture and people that has been so heavily persecuted by pretty much every reining majority culture- from the Romans to present day. It's heavy stuff to bring into intersection with value systems and identities of 2019. I know it was a hard day but ultimately I think a good day for Rachel. As for myself, I experienced something I hadn’t before and got to see interesting cultural history, so I am thoroughly satisfied.

Since learning that Granada means pomegranate, I've been seeing pomegranate imagery everywhere in the city. Flags,  patterns, masonry, sidewalks, roads, logos- pomegranates everywhere.
Also, It's lovely that here there are public fountains with potable water on basically every corner. Really helps combat dehydration, and they look amazing and were all built in the 1700's.






After the museum, we stopped at a café and drank the best sangria I've ever had in my life. It was so sweet and rich, but not overly so. Makes me wonder if I might actually quite enjoy wines from this region…
We ate shrimp fried with mushrooms to start, and it was pretty good. I've noticed they use olive oil here all the time instead of butter- so Rachel can eat most things. We also tried snails. I must say, I've never tried to eat snails after having had a pet snail before, and it makes it a bit weird. Sometimes you could still see the antennae, and the little mouths… They tasted fine, but neither me nor Rachel could eat much. I just ended up pulling them out of their shells because it was very satisfying. Now Rachel can say they've eaten snail, although I don't think either of us will be eager to order them again really…








On the way back we stopped to look at some overalls at a market stall we'd passed on the way there in the morning. The guy selling them was older, maybe 50 or 60 years old. He immediately started doing the hard sell technique on Rachel, which was a little disconcerting- maybe he never got any customers? Anyway he seemed to be doing a technique where he doesn't let any of us talk, calls Rachel really pretty skinny girl, and me fat ugly girl. Honestly not the best selling technique, maybe it would've worked on a very specific pair of straight friends? Jokes on him cause we're a couple. So inevitably when I spoke up and said "you don't have to get these" he told me to fuck off and stop throwing shit in the conversation, so obviously at that point Rachel took the reins and said we're leaving, and pulled me away to leave. This was helpful because I was kinda dazed and mostly bemused that this situation was happening at all- and as we were leaving he spat in my face twice, told me to fuck off, and called me a fat ugly girl.
We got out of there pretty fast and recovered in a side street- I was pretty shaken! I definitely hadn't taken it personally, as it's clear this guy was basically just an asshole with some seriously bad ideas on how to run a successful shop (no wonder he had no customers!). The other thing was that I wasn't dressed like a traditional girl, so the ugly comment really had no affect- I almost would have taken it as a compliment if he had called me mannish (ah the life of a butch lesbian). But we recovered, and started walking home.
Honestly it was a weird day.

Later that evening we ventured out to see the Alhambra lit up by lights at midnight. It was beautiful and chilling.


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Yesterday we took a day trip bus to Almunecar- a small beach town on the coast of the Mediterranean Sea. It was such a lovely day, despite lots of walking!

When we arrived in Almunecar we had to steal some free McDonald's wifi to download a map- there were some very confusing minutes as we walked around an empty town at 11am in the morning. Turns out everything opened around noon or 1pm, and we were just eager tourists up way too early for this town!
We spend a total of 9 euros for food for both us for almost the whole day- a very worthwhile trip to Lidl. Thanks to our map we were able to find a good grocery store. They sold the most delicious fresh mozzarella for 79 euro cents! I love the cheese here. 
We also found these fruits we'd never eaten before- they were mystery fruits at the time but we looked them up later, they're called loquats. They were grown locally, and they tasted good- like citrus-apple-plum.



The early afternoon was spent at the beach, and it was so lovely. We camped out under some literal palm trees and ate our grocery store lunch. We swam in the ocean, and burnt our feet on the sand, and sunbathed dry. The beach was full of people with their beach umbrellas and children throwing balls and everything. I don't think I'd ever experienced a beach like this, with palm trees and sand and a boardwalk full of cafes and tourist shops.





After drying off and changing, we started heading into the medieval part of town. We were greeted by so many stray cats lying between beautiful white-washed walls and bright planters and plants on every side. It was so beautiful. We were headed to a castle- Rachel's fist castle! - Castillo de San Miguel, but unfortunately when we got there it was closed for the afternoon. So in the meantime until it opened again, we walked down to the city's public park to hangout. Only to find that there was a massive festival going on there! They played what seemed like exclusively 50's rock, including Elvis and the Grease soundtrack. It was a big food and drink festival, with lots of food stalls, wine stalls, beer stalls, fish stalls, and bouncy castles for the kids. We used the washrooms there.
We also noticed on our way out that the entire park was built surrounding some roman ruins of a fish smoking factory, just sitting there in an inaccessible viewing pit right next to the festival. We had a weird moment looking at the castle on the hill in the background, the roman ruins below us, and the raging modern-day food festival with its giant water-misted tents right in the middle. A tapestry of time periods!





We ate at a café until the castle was open, and sampled some amazing seafood right on the beach. We ordered king prawns and squid. The prawns were giant, and they tasted like a mouthful of ocean. You also had to pick them apart yourself. The squid was AMAZING! I really really liked it. It was plated like a whole squid cut into pieces on the plate, served with a side salad and a baked potato. The whole thing was slathered in olive oil. It was delicious. We do not have pictures of the entire plate cause we ate it right away, but Rachel got pictures of bits of it, including the intact tentacles. Which we also ate. Every part of it was consumed, with gusto.





Later, after the castle finally reopened, Rachel and I checked it out. We climbed the hill to the castle for the third time that day, properly wearing us out. The views from the castle were amazing though. It was originally Roman, then Muslim, then Christian. The modern-day castle ruins are a weird hodgepodge of all three kinds of architecture. Roman pillars and heating systems were right next to intricate Moorish detailing and giant round Christian towers with cross-shaped arrow holes. There were two main towers: one Muslim-built, one Christian-built. The Muslim tower is the only remaining one today, as the Christian tower had crumbled away and broken in half.
We toured the entire place, I enjoyed it and Rachel really, really enjoyed it! I was glad, they were so blown away by everything, and I understood because that was me my first time seeing a real castle. I think this time I was more enjoying following Rachel through the secret tunnels, old dungeons, castle gates, walls, and turrets. All in all, a great castle experience.










At the end of the day we bused back to Granada and arrived at the hostel, and pretty much both just fell into bed. We slept like logs.
Before we got on the bus though, Rachel got a cute watermelon ice-pop. It was really good :)



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Rachel's Comments:

"I like your blog."
"Is that your comment?"

The thing is because I'm next to you when you write this, and you take what I say into account you end up covering everything I would have said anyway- just in second person.

But seriously olive oil guys. I ate mashed potatoes for the first time in my life without fearing a stomach ache. Also re: eating seafood. Some of y'all might be like "prawns aren't kosher!" but the thing is I've eaten both crab and lobster before so that band aid is sort of already ripped off. (Don't worry though I still can't even think about eating pork without feeling like I'm gonna throw up! :) )


Friday, 31 May 2019

Day Three: In Which I Don't Post on Time and Start what I'm sure will be a trend



We started off today wandering around the neighborhood of our little hostel. Breakfast was had at a café in the nearest Plaza, where we discovered that breakfast here is very light and usually bread-based. Rachel tried toast with crushed tomato and Roquefort sheep cheese, which was "bad ish but very interesting with a good aftertaste." I had eggs and bacon, no bread. It seems to be easier to eat dairy free here than gluten free, although both are pretty doable!
We stocked up on breakfast food from a little store, and brought it back to our hostel. Seems like it's gonna be more cost efficient to have breakfast in our hostel rather than go out. Too much bread…

After breakfast we wandered around the little streets, just going where we felt. Rachel took lots of pictures of dogs, and we stopped at a viewpoint, and got lost and then found. At lunchtime we stumbled upon a literal hole-in-the wall place, and had some competitively-priced and very delicious Moroccan food- I’m honestly not even sure exactly what it was apart from that it was veal and almonds and apricots and dates, with an amazing sauce and sesame seeds. The room we ate in just seemed like an offshoot of a random house, with very homey décor and a chill atmosphere. The other people in there with us were speaking Italian, and another table was speaking French. The owner/waiter/cook was super nice and fluent in what seemed like 5 languages.

On our way back to our hostel to recover a bit from the sun and avoid the hottest times of the day, we met a random dude from Senegal who was very friendly and chill. I think he approached us because we definitely look cool/alternative/hip young people. Anyway he asked us if we were looking for the tourist viewpoint and I was like no, we found it already. So then he asked us if we smoked, specifically weed, and I'm like a little, not much. And he laughed and asked us where we were from, and he thought that was cool, and definitely got gay vibes which was awesome :) and then I had probably the coolest moment of my life as me and the dude shared a manly high five.
Honestly so far everyone here has been really nice! Very welcoming. And very supportive of the gays- there's graffiti right outside our place that says down with the heteropatiarchy, in Spanish of course.










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In the afternoon we wandered around the more Arabic quarter, and checked out some of the market stalls. I started feeling the classic beginning-of-trip mini mood downer as I realized that looking forward to something like a trip for so long can only put unrealistic expectations on it… But I definitely felt better after we stopped at a Kebab place in Plaza Nueva and I got some food and drink in. Turns out it's quite easy to get dehydrated when you're sweating constantly!


I managed to find where my hostel was last time I was here three years ago with school- honestly it looked a little different than I remembered. I think I had glamourized it a bit- it smelled a lot like cat pee! It was still really nice though to see that area and walk around all the shops. I definitely will be stocking up on some nice earrings and perhaps a tapestry before we leave. Lots of time to figure out what I want to buy though.




Wednesday, 29 May 2019

Day Two: In Which we drink The Best Coffee EVER



(Alt Title: In Which we Stay in the Hotel form Mamma Mia)


Today has so far been much calmer than yesterday :)

We woke up in our hotel room feeling pretty well rested, checked out easily with a quick stop for wifi use in the living room, and headed out t o a café we found on Google maps. It was so so lovely, well-priced, and the food was amazing! I'd forgotten how good the food is here. They do so much with simple ingredients. We both got potato tortilla, a beautiful mix of egg and potato cooked to perfection. And the coffee!! Damn good coffee. Sweet and creamy and bitter but not too much. And the whole breakfast was 9 euros for both of us. 























We stocked up on snacks for the bus journey at a supermarket and headed to the Metro. The transit infrastructure here is very efficient, and it was super easy to find our way via train to the Madrid Estacion Sur where we caught our bus to Granada. And after being frustrated for a bit that I didn't have my own music, I listened to the provided media music for a bit and it was better. Rachel is an art nerd who paints on busses, and I love them :) They painted a portrait of our God-tier coffee from earlier. I snacked on my dried giant puffed corn. Standard stuff.

I'm feeling a lot more settled now, and looking forward to what is sure to be a really lovely and amazing trip. Yesterday was rough, but that's the hardest travel day we have the entire time.

The oranges we bought in Madrid taste amazing! They're like little jewels. Fragrant bright jewels of fresh fruit flavour to break up the monotony of savoury salty snacks.

Cool thing: on the metro, there was an ad on the inside walls of the subway tracks so that it showed through the windows of the car. It was very clever because although it wasn't animated or moving at all, the individual frames whizzed by the framed windows so fast it looked like animation! It was similar to a zoetrope.




I am writing this sitting in our amazing hostel in Granada!! We made it! We did it!
We arrived in Granada and bused on a busy commuter bus to the (thankfully) right stop. Then we walked for what Google told us would be a ten minute walk- it was not. Because it was the steepest hill I have ever seen. Very aesthetic, very cool and cobblestoned, but I couldn't really take any of that in because I was walking in sweltering heat dragging a rolling suitcase behind me on 4 hours sleep and three travel days. So y'know, standard stuff.


Eventually we got to the hostel, and met up with the owner. We texted her through WhatsApp to meet us at the place, as there is no formal check in service. It's only 4 rooms with guests so it's quite cozy and cute! Definitely a converted home. It's nice, I actually feel more at home here than I would in a fancy hotel. Shared toilets, showers, microwave and fridge. Very comfortable bed. Small room but honestly it doesn't need to be bigger than it is- there's a beautiful common area courtyard and living room downstairs.

Lidia the owner was super nice, she gave us a rundown (in Spanish- All my understanding has come back!) of all the best places to see in Granada and marked them on a paper map for us. We gifted her a box of maple cookies from the airport in Vancouver and she really appreciated it- I'm glad we thought to get them! She also seemed very excited that we were staying for thirteen days, we'd get to see all of Granada. That's the plan, I said :) All in all a really nice intro.

First thing we did was shower- but the shower water sprayed everywhere and it got onto the bathroom floor and there was an inch of water that we mopped up with towels. Only later did we realize there was another, better shower that wasn't absolutely terrible, AND there was actually a dedicated mop. Honestly story of my life.


Since then we've just been relaxing, eating our snacks, using wifi, and promoing Hall of Wonders voting. Speaking of which, if you haven't already today, go HERE and vote for us ;) ;) ;)

I'm feeling good, relaxed. READY for a good night's sleep!

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Rachel's editorial:
"I'm not gonna comment on this one."
"Why?"
"I feeeeel tiiiiiireddd"





Tuesday, 28 May 2019

Europe with Rachel: Day One, in which chaos ensues.


We are off! After a lovely ride to the ferry from Sheila we are waiting for the 10 ferry to Vancouver. Last time we were both here was on the way to a concert in Vancouver- it’s funny how knowing we’re going far this time makes it so much more exciting!
We’ve just purchased a Yerba Mate for a whopping $5.50 from a vending machine. Worth it though for the bit of  sustenance in my body. And the caffeine.
I am excited :))) and nervous.










The minute we go travelling we turn into social media influencers- I start my blog again,
take tons of photos, and update friends and family constantly via text. Rachel is going to try a
travel vlog to document further, inspired by my mom’s recent vlogs from her and Nana’s trip
to Scotland. They are also taking one second of video a day to cut all together at the end- first
one is me toasting with the Yerba Mate.
Here I am blogging to my faithful followers- of which there are less than five. Influencer-dom 
will be mine yet!! 😎😼

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Oh my god.
So, big update time.
We've been travelling now for about 30 hours, exhausted, delirious, still alive.

I had a whole bunch of good blog content I had typed up on my phone as we were on our
nine hour flight from Vancouver to London, BUT that is now probably lost due to factors
you shall soon hear about…The Lost Post included golden comedy moments such as
Rachel Doesn't Know French, We're Really Tired, and We Thought This Flight Was Five
Hours But It’s Nine.

This comedy post was lost because, halfway through the flight, my phone started lagging
 so I turned it off- only to find that I couldn't turn it on again. No matter what I did…
I thought probably we could figure it out at the London Gatwick airport during our 8 hour
layover, so I didn't panic.
Unfortunately we could not figure it out. After a good 5 hours of button pressing, buying
new cables, software downloading, research and forum help, I determined my iPhone
was stuck in a DFU loop- otherwise known as, the phone was unresponsive to anything
and could not be fixed by buying $70 iPhone system recovery software online. Which I did,
unfortunately, and it didn’t work, so I will be asking for a refund…

So my phone is essentially a brick. I did have a good cry about this sitting on the stone
floor at Gatwick, feeling miserable and sorry for myself. But I calmed down and realized
basically the only data lost would be photos, so as long as the world can live without
random photos of Rachel being a goof, I should be ok. If a little bummed out. The
phone is still under warranty though so there's that.

Suffice to say the next phone I get will not be an iPhone.

Overall it's not a bad month to not a have a phone- Rachel has one with roaming
for emergencies, and I couldn't have used my Canadian number in Europe anyway,
so no one will be texting me. I also have paper copies of any tickets I may have
needed my phone for too, cause that's the Hocking gene in me. I will really miss
listening to my music though. Now I just gotta share with the R-boi. And- I'll lose
my streak on Duolingo!! :(

So, not great. But there's more.

Because we were at Gatwick for so long, they couldn't check our luggage for our
next flight when we arrived. A friendly clerk told us we could go through customs
with our cheked bags and check them in in an hour, and gave us free security fast
passes to get to the gates faster after that. BUT, turns out he was mistaken, and there
was no GatwickConnects desk past customs. Which makes sense if you think about
it, but we were all very confused (him included). So we were stuck with our checked 
bags for 5 hours in the before-check-in arrivals area of Gatwick. It was during this 
time when we camped out on a clear section of the stone floor and I had my phone-fixing 
escapades. After much stress and anxiousness on all fronts, as well as some calming 
food and rest, we checked our bags. Plus side though: the fast passes we were 
given cut our security time down from maybe an hour to about 5 minutes!! Biggest win of the day.







4 hours later after a 2 hour flight delay due to them needing to switch planes entirely,
we are now just descending into Madrid. Our hotel is one metro stop away and I feel
like a half human full of delirium. So tired. Sooooo tired.

We're exhausted, but at least the air travel portion of our journey is done!! Metros
and busses are a lot less tiring.

Just arrived at the hotel for the night- it's lovely and has a bed and it's so nice to be
out of airports.
This whole thing has been such a whirlwind that I can't believe we're actually in Spain…
The hotel clerk was nice but I didn't realize just how much Spanish I had forgotten!

Your Sleeeeeepy and Crazy-Ass Friend,
Eva


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Rachel's editorial:

What a day, what a day. Eva covered most of the day's events in their saga. The only
note I have to add is that in the London airport I accidently purchased chocolate coconut
milk and it was shockingly delicious.

I am tired and ready for tomorrow to be better.